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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Woke up this morning...


So you know that Sopranos theme song? I had that in my head when I took this picture. I woke up on my first day of vacation in MI ready to face the world but not as much as I would soon find out. I woke up and went out the basement door to look at my moms flowers the sun was shining and all was good with the world except when I heard the door click. The door locked. I am standing in pajamas, crazy old crocked glasses, and stinky morning breath. The world was not prepared for this much Andrea. I tried to clear my head, what telephone numbers do i remember? 2 my dads and Spamans. However the numbers don't make any difference when you don't have a phone. I did what any locked out person would do I walked to the building office. The people on the way are casualties I think in my heart they also were half blind. I am sure it has been some time since they have seen a crazed red-head in pajamas walking down their quiet street.
I made it to the office walked in and of course there is a cousin of mine working at the front desk. I have to explain why I look so crazy, Umm hi I am Rol and Trish Jager's daughter and I am stinky and not wearing a bra and I locked myself out. Cindy, the cousin, was so nice she let me use her cell phone and I called the only 2 numbers I could remember. I knew that 9 times out of 10 my dad will not be in his office and I had no idea if Spamans would answer. No luck then I remembered a great invention called the TELEPHONE BOOK hello!!! I was able to call my mom and she gave me the code to get in.
Now I am safely back in the house calm and chalking this up as my 2ND adventure on my trip.

5 comments:

Ro said...

OH no Bear! I'm sorry that happened. This is why I ALWAYS carry my phone with me at all times! Hope you are having fun. Wilson and Busty miss you and are being turrible.

Corna said...

Holy cow Bear! I am happy you got back in.

chollyson said...

Way go go, Bear! This is totally something that would happen to me, too. Love you, miss you.

JAG said...

I love that picture! It is cemented in my memory - the crazy glasses & bed head hair.

Jenn Jager

Allimltry said...

I'm seriously crying I'm laughing so hard - you need to be a comedy sketch writer!!