Black oil or Rusty Bear???

This post is not for all readers. This post is and could be very disgusting to you. Please do not view the photos or continue to read on if you don't like rusty water or contaminated people with the black oil from the X-Files.

This all started when Mariah went to the Canepari Health Care Clinic and did the "Living-Water Energy Cleanse". Due to the lack of kidneys that she has and other medical problems she went there to have a Cleanse and such. So she told me about it an I had to go.

If you know me you know that I can become obsessive with things like this. There was a period of time that I was trying to get everyone I knew to try the Ear Candles. I love it, even though he wax is gross I enjoy the medical aspects of the process. I also have in the past become obsessed with the Biore' pore cleaning strips. I would keep the strip for several days to examine all the black heads and dirty pores. I know you are thinking GROSS! BEAR IS SO GROSS! I am not people I just am weird.

This stems back to the days of boredom in Moline, there wasn't much to do except kick a cow pie or milk a goat, but we had a microscope and I use to examine everything under it. I would pull out a strand of my hair and examine the root or I would see if I had any dry skin and examine that under the microscope.

So this leads to the main event. Today I went to Canepari Health Care Clinic and had the foot treatment done. I will try to explain this to the best of my ability. First you go into this room with a chair, comfortable might I add, and place you feet in a tub. Not a giant tub or even a pet'cure tub just a plastic tub with this ball in it. Once your feet are in the guy turns this little machine on which is attached to the ball. It has all these blinking lights and numbers, really it was a timer, but it did have blinking lights. The ball does nothing it looks like stuff is coming out of the ball but it is the magnetic power coming from the ball that is making all the stuff come out of the ball but it really is coming out of your feet. I know BLOW your mind.

I sat for 30 min with my feet in the tub watching as the water gets tan, light brown, brown, dark brown, and then what I call bubbling black oil brown. I asked what it was and they told me since I was a smoker a lot of it may be tar and also they told me it was cleaning out my system. They said they were happier that it was in the tub and not in me anymore I was mortified how could I be so RUSTY? Towards the end of the treatment, the water was bubbling and the bubbles were like all oily and I am sure toxic.

These are the pictures of what is looked like. If you don't want to look please stop reading now.

So totally gross huh!!!!???? According to the brochure the detoxification happens after the therapy. I am just picturing Krychech, bad guy on X-Files, throwing up all sorts of black oil....I don't want to be infected....

Scully?????? Mulder????? Anyone????