Ok everyone is making lists, checking them twice we are all trying to find out who is naughty and nice. Cute little ditty, but I have fallen in the whole of Lists and I can't get OUT. Here are as many things that I can think of.
1. Neither of my parents have red hair.
2. I loved my blue snowsuit.
3. In 1st grade I cracked my head open the Dr. Didn't use stitches he just used my hair as stitches.
4. I had mono the 2nd week of High School and my arch nemesis (who later would be my best friend) prayed that I would die.
5. I learned to drive when I was 13.
6. I once roasted a marshmallow to the size of a baseball.
7. I use to wash my bike twice a month to, evidently to keep the blue flowered banana seat sparkling.
8. I had a set of Wonder Woman underoos.
9. To curl my hair my mom would use rags or toilet paper.
10. My favorite thing about college was the cafeteria.
11. Growing up we never had soda.
12. We did have the Moline Meat Locker, which is were they also sold single scoop ice cream...Yummy!
13. Door Dairy Ranch Rules.
14. My mom told me about "Periods" in a blue berry patch. No were to RUN!!!
15. My mom also tortured me with the "Sex" talk everything I would fake sick. That only happened once.
16. I worked for 3 summers for my Grandpa Ellert, picking up trash at the ball diamonds being our house. He paid me 40.00 a month.
17. I did hold the Jager ping pong championship for a winter.
18. I saw my Grandma spit her dentures into the sink and it really freaked me out.
19. As a punishment, from my SMART parents, I work at Sandy Creek Nursing home for 3 years. That is were I first met Tina and it was the best job I have ever had.
20. I once caught a 16 pound bass with my little kid fishing pole and a State Farm Lure.
21. Our cat Skunker was named cotton candy but Aaron and Adam were not having it. They really wanted goiter or bersasack.
22. My favorite ice cream is Mint Chocolate Chip ( no sharp metal shards)
23. I have 23, in original clothes/accessories, Barbie Dolls.
24. All the cars I have ever owned are silver.
25. I have to wear a bite splint to stop me from grinding my teeth.
26. Every sat morning I think about the Fleetwood Diner.
27. I have a butterfly tattoo, same as my best friend.
28. I never call people, only my mom. Sorry.
Done. If you want to know anything else just ask me.....I will be expecting phone calls....anyone....?
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6 comments:
You call Pickle! I love it!
Good job Bear! I loved #7.
Your mom is my freaking idol.
Props to the Moline Meat Locker.
I want to know which high school friend prayed you would die of mono? And how did your mom curl your hair with toliet paper. That is an amazing list! Maybe i should do one, it would never be as cool --Jenn
I never caught anything with a State Farm lure. I remember they always came in that old plastic case and they'd get all jumbled up so when you tried to take them out they'd stab you in the finger. And the barbs were always rusty so I may have had tetanus a couple times without knowing it.
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