Hulking IT

So the other night we went to go help some friends put together a Gazebo,. As per usual I feel I have to be in charge barking orders left and right thinking "logically" through the easiest way to put it together. So I think why not build it upside down, this will be great cuz all we'll have to do is flip it up and WE are in business. With my supper hulk bossiness I have everyone take a side as we are ready to put it upright..."One, Two, Three!" at that moment the polls, that are one toothpick thick, starts to bend, of course I bark out "put it down" what now? We start taking the whole thing apart that we had just spent the last 17million hours putting together. At a closer look the toothpick poll is broken right at the joint and I am thinking "anyone have a blow torch handy, maybe we could sodder it?" Why would this work and how scary that I would try to do that. I do not want to be the one who thought sodder could hold together something that is house-like, can you imagine...Having great night, food, drinks, music, and BONK the whole thing hits someone on the head...Flash back to bear soddering the pieces.

It did end up being ok since we just went and bought a table and chairs set. Who needs the gazebo? Not me. If anyone happens to sit on the chairs we put together and they fall and bonk their head it is not my responsibility!